Friday 20 May 2016

Things You'll understand When Dating A Beauty Junkie

Afternoon beautiful humans and Happy Fridayyy!

So for today's post, I have come up with something to, I wanna say 'educate' but I am not entirely sure, that boys mind of his (if you have one in your life that is) on understanding what it's like to date a beauty junkie and let me tell you now, things are about to get serious.


1. She'll appreciate a MAC lipstick or Anastasia Beverly Hills liquid lipstick any day.

2. No highlight is ever "too much" If she wants that Mary Lou glow or that Champagne Pop then you gotta accept that, ok?

3. You gotta accept the attitude and the emotion that comes with a failed winged liner, sympathise dude, this is code red.

4. The real commitment test is sitting in a make-up store while your girl swatches every MAC lipstick until she finally buys exactly ONE or just none at all.

5. You compliment your girls make-up any time, any where. This is art and the cost of her lipstick alone could fill your car for a road trip.

6. Finding out her shade, favourite brands etc will be the best decision you'll ever make; never will you struggle again when gift shopping.

7. When she is watching those make-up tutorials, you watch them too; you've gotta know the difference between her contour brush and her bronzer brush in case of an emergency.

8. Number 1 priority is appreciating both her make-up face and her natural beauty at the end of the day.

9. When all else fails; you know what makes her happy...not you, no, the products on her MAC wish list.

10. If you ask her how much longer she is gonna be then boy, you've started world war 3 and that's your cue to grab that ladder and get yourself out of that hole you just dug for yourself. Amen.

11. If your new white tee is still white then you don't hug your girl enough.

12. The launch of a Limited Edition range or product is a big deal; she gotta have it even if she hate it.

13. We refer to our 'Make-Up Idols' by their first names, get to know Jaclyn, Nikkie and Shani on a personal level.

14. If we move in together, respect that all the make-up and storage comes too.

15. When you ask for nudes the only thing she sends will be Velvet Teddy and Brave by MAC.

16. Naked means something completely different.

17. You make her cry with those Huda lashes and that clean cut liner then just accept the fact that you'll be sleeping on the floor; preferably on another planet.

18. You know the difference between Ruby Woo and Russian Red.

19. Definitely do not, I repeat, DO NOT tell us we own too many products.

20. But most importantly, you love her no matter what.

I hope you liked toady's post, I loved writing it and I hope you enjoyed reading it!

2 comments:

  1. I really like your post, so original!

    DadieB. ~
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  2. This is soooo true hahah! Although, my boyfriend literally doesn't understand at all! It baffles me that even after a year, he still doesn't understand! Great post girl x

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